Batman Vox Humana Issue #1.5 Page 14
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Doctor Karl Hellfern: You expect us to eat him?
Jack Napier: That’s right, like one big, happy family.
Luigi Maroni, Vincent Falcone, and Penguin jump up from the table.
Luigi Maroni: I’ve already got a family, I don’t need another!
Vincent Falcone: Same here!
Men come from the darkness of the warehouse, guns drawn. They each put a gun to the head of each dinner guest.
Jack Napier: Ah, but you don’t really have a choice.
Vincent Falcone (defiant): No. I’m not doing this.
Vincent is immediately shot through the head.
Batman Vox Humana Issue #1.5 Page 10
Page 10
Location: Morning in the Arkham Asylum Cafeteria
Scene: The Joker and Batzarro are in line getting food put in their trays. Crazy Quilt is in the line with them, as is Two-Face, Maxie Zeus, The Mad Hatter, and Mr. Zsasz.
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Scene: Batzarro and Joker are sitting down to eat.
Joker: You know, I used to eat like this all the time, all the time. Everyone would come. Everyone who was anyone. No one turned down my invitations.
Location: Joker’s Warehouse
Scene: The Joker, (as Jack Napier) has set up a banquet table. On it is a large covered platter, candelabras, drinks, and place settings. Sitting at the table is a woman who looks like a non-costumed Harley Quinn (it isn’t Harley Quinn, I just thought that it would be good to have a lookalike for her here, it kind of sets the stage for Harley in the future), Luigi Maroni, Professor Hugo Strange, Police Commissioner Gillian B. Loeb, Tony Zucco, Vincent Falcone, Penguin, and Doctor Karl Hellfern (Batman’s first supervillain). The lady who looks like Harley Quinn is sitting at one end of the table, the Joker (as Jack Napier) is standing with his chair behind him at the other end.
To help distinguish this Jack Napier from the later Joker, for this section I will refer to him as Jack Napier.
Peter Grogan (annoyed): What’s the meaning of this, Jack?
Professor Hugo Strange: Yes, some of us have business to attend to.
Jack Napier: Gentlemen, please, surely we have time to be civil. I promise I didn’t ask all of you to be here for idle chat.
Luigi Maroni: Then why are we here?
