Batman Vox Humana Issue #2 Page 12
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Location: Downtown Gotham
Scene: It is still raining. Batman comes at the floronic men. He whips Batzarro’s chain around one of their throats, does a U-turn, without stopping, dragging the floronic man behind him. Several shots of Batman weaving back through Gotham, the floronic man in tow. These shots should show the damage being done to the floronic man, a mixture of the floronic man abrading the way human flesh would, and splintering like a tree.
Batman Vox Humana Issue #2 Page 9
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Location: Batcave
Scene: Batman is sitting at the bat-computer. The computer is on the right hand side of the page and Batman is on the left. His cowl is pushed back, leaving his head and face exposed and clearly visible. He has a wistful and longing look on his face. He is leaned back in the chair, his feet on the computer. In Batman’s right hand is a beer. In his left hand is one of Batzarro’s chains. He is holding the chain up in front of his face, dangling it and playing with it slightly.
Batman (singing to himself): Reflections in the waves spark my memory…
Alfred walks in.
Alfred: You may want to turn on the news, Master Bruce.
Batman turns the screen to the local news.
Location: News helicopter above Gotham.
Scene: The view from the side of the helicopter of the ground. It is still raining. On the ground are hoards of floronic men, killing males and raping females of all ages. The females who cannot get pregnant, either due to age or other reasons, are repeatedly raped to death. Some women are on the ground, giving birth to floronic seeds right there on the street. People are either running into or out of buildings, as are floronic men.
News Anchor: As you can see below me, there is a scene of total chaos. No one knows where these men came from. They don’t appear to be interesting in anything besides rape and murder. There have been reports of looting, but not by any of these strange men. The riots are escalating and are threatening to engulf the city. Fleeing residents are being being caught in traffic, so citizens are being asked to stay inside, lock your doors, and draw your blinds.
Batman Vox Humana Issue #1.5 Page 21
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Location: Arkham Asykum – Inside Batzarro’s cell
Batzarro now looks like a bizarro version of the Joker. Do Bizarker however you want. I suggest overalls instead of a suit. Remember Batzarro has no eyes, so none for the bizarro Joker.
Batzarro: Batzarro never Bizarker!
Bizarker: Bizarker stop crime!
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Joker: So Batman took Batzarro out of Arkham.
Joker: Where Batzarro will never rot, for so small was Batman’s love.
End of Joker Story
Location: Arkham Asylum Cafeteria
Joker (whispering in Batzarro’s ear): Batman will always love you.
Batzarro (tears on his face, his mouth open and screaming): Batzarro stop crime! Batman good!
Batzarro runs out of cafeteria.
Location: Arkham Asylum – Outside Batzarro’s Cell
Batzarro: Batman good. Batman good. Joker bad. Batzarro still wants to be Batman. Batzarro will be Batzarro still.
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Joker: But Batman loved Batzarro, and he told Batzarro.
Joker: Batman loved Batzarro so much, Batman didn’t want to hurt Batzarro.
Joker: Batman gave Batzarro good instructions.
Batman: Stop crime.
Picture of Batzarro with dead child’s body.
Joker: So Batzarro didn’t do just that.
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Joker: Batzarro hated Batman, and never wanted to be like Batman.
Joker: Batzarro didn’t want Batman to hate him.
Joker: Batman seemed to hate Batzarro.
Joker: Batman was Batzarro’s enemy.
Joker: Batzarro was sad.
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Joker is annoyed and angred by Batzarro.
Joker (screaming): Who cares about fucking peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!
The Joker collects himself.
Joker (malevolent): I don’t have a story for you.
The section of Joker’s storytelling should have a non-descript background.
Joker: Don’t let me paint a picture for you.
Joker: There never was Batzarro.
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Batzarro is waving his plastic spoon around.
Batzarro: Joker story funny! Joker story interesting! Batzarro won’t tell his story.
Batzarro: Batzarro full, so Batzarro puts away bread, peanut butter, and jelly.
Batzarro: Batzarro takes peanut butter and jelly off bread.
Batzarro: Batzarro starving again!
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The guests have now sat down.
Professor Hugo Strange: And will you be joining us?
Jack Napier: No, I won’t be. Just think, after tonight, you will all have the same secret. When you go after each other, remember what you did together,…
Jack Napier: And remember who made you do this.
Jack Napier (smiling): Now take, eat, all of you. This is the blood of the new covenant, which is shed for me and by many. Do this and forever remember me.
Location: Arkham Asylum Cafeteria
Scene: All of the people at the Joker’s table, except for Batzarro, is just staring at the Joker, wide-eyed with their mouths open. They cannot believe what they just heard. The Joker is laughing.
Joker: I don’t know why I even remember that story, but it has always made me smile.
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Location: Morning in the Arkham Asylum Cafeteria
Scene: The Joker and Batzarro are in line getting food put in their trays. Crazy Quilt is in the line with them, as is Two-Face, Maxie Zeus, The Mad Hatter, and Mr. Zsasz.
New Panel
Scene: Batzarro and Joker are sitting down to eat.
Joker: You know, I used to eat like this all the time, all the time. Everyone would come. Everyone who was anyone. No one turned down my invitations.
Location: Joker’s Warehouse
Scene: The Joker, (as Jack Napier) has set up a banquet table. On it is a large covered platter, candelabras, drinks, and place settings. Sitting at the table is a woman who looks like a non-costumed Harley Quinn (it isn’t Harley Quinn, I just thought that it would be good to have a lookalike for her here, it kind of sets the stage for Harley in the future), Luigi Maroni, Professor Hugo Strange, Police Commissioner Gillian B. Loeb, Tony Zucco, Vincent Falcone, Penguin, and Doctor Karl Hellfern (Batman’s first supervillain). The lady who looks like Harley Quinn is sitting at one end of the table, the Joker (as Jack Napier) is standing with his chair behind him at the other end.
To help distinguish this Jack Napier from the later Joker, for this section I will refer to him as Jack Napier.
Peter Grogan (annoyed): What’s the meaning of this, Jack?
Professor Hugo Strange: Yes, some of us have business to attend to.
Jack Napier: Gentlemen, please, surely we have time to be civil. I promise I didn’t ask all of you to be here for idle chat.
Luigi Maroni: Then why are we here?
